I’m so glad you asked. I say we procure some parchment, scrape off the old text, and replace it with our own. Then I, as my charming self, will go make a stink about it online and provide some “translated” pages as proof. Once we get enough attention, we say we need money to keep translating it, and boom. Instant income. We’ll open a Patreon or something.
How are we even going to get enough attention for that?
You ever heard of Joe Rogan? There’s enough shady guys online with enough reach to get us to the right circles. The ones we gotta target are the conspiracy nuts–if we can convince them they’re in on something secret, something world-changing, something they don’t want them to know, they’ll sell their firstborns for us.